"No I won't stay away from you leftovers. How dare you keep lasagna in the fridge and ask me not to take a bite? That's callous of you. I thought we were getting close. How could you?".... hahahahahahahahaha. I imagine that's what the thief will say.

Anyway, why did you have to make the most terrifying experience so entertaining. Now you leave me wishing I get visited by your unwelcoming guest. 😂😂😂😂