I better get an alarm installed fast.

Once inside, I couldn’t believe how easy you made things. No alarm system. Not even a fake sticker on the window. Just silence. I was halfway through your living room when I tripped over a pile of shoes. You’re lu…
I’m the Burglar Who Broke in Last Night. Here’s What You Did Wrong.
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Jessey Anthony
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Dec 16, 2024
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I better get an alarm installed fast. This could be premonition ....hahahahahahaha. You are a clown. 

Damn you! How dare you shift my jaw. I kept laughing like an idiot.
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