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…. If a demon penis is covered in scales, holster it with love-glove made from a bicycle inner tube. If a demon levitates and you’re on top, hang on tight, ’cause it’s gonna get bumpy. And never forget: an undead vajayjay needs lots of lube.
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Jessey Anthony
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