16 years? He must be a joker. Let's see, if he keeps his pace at 4 paragraphs before sleeping everyday, 9, 609,000 characters will contain 7,963, 591 words, 6,295,016 sentences, and 4,951,723 if the the sentences are 4 words or less. It will probably take Dickson 1200 years to finish a 9,609,000 weight book.
Oh, boy! Now my brain says...error...error...error. Crap! Who are my fooling? You actually thought I know math... Mtchew!